Random rants on a huge variety of (mostly) interesting topics.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Me VERYVERYVERY Happy!!!!

Yellow people...
In a rush of events many things have happened at once....
I have now officially won 3 gaming competitions in a row proving that i am The Better Gamer.... and in my line no gamer can beat the fuck out of me so be warned before you come to challenge me....
(i have only one thing to say anywhere anytime any game..i'll fuck the shit out of yea)

Then i have been doing an art . like karate-sort-of-art, called parkour
you might remember akshay kumar in that thumbs ad jumping round well it is sort of that.....
so i was in touch with the only group here in delhi "Team Mutants"..
i have officially and rightfully come in the "spolight" literally.
VISIT: http:\\www.parkourindia.tk

i knew you guys wouldnt go so i am pasting this pic...lazy asses
(btw: 56% is of transformers incase you wanted to know)


Ok so letme tell you guys about TiTan X
That is the alias i use in my competitions and now (eventually) people have come to fear this name...(whenever they see this name they go like "o shit there comes titan x run for your lives" but it's too late and i rip their guts out)

also i had my debate which was ok for a first timer. What had happened was that i had got stuck up at a place...the paper was right there in front of me..so i thought for a while then i decided o what the hell you can read some... then i read that line...uske bad sab kuch yaad aagaya and it was over. It was over with a bitter taste until the next day Anuradha Dang her self came to me and said and i quote,"You were really good,Digvijay"
Forget the fact that she said i was good she actually memorizeed my name..
So basically TiTan X has done it again.


So this was a series of fortunate events which i would'nt mind experiencing all over
So this is your bittorrent user signing off....
TiTan X, the name they all came to fear.

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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Yea Man,Shit Happens



It's a cool title for a post but it fails to explains the "pressure" i am in. (O spare me god.....)you guys must be thinking what "shit" i am talking about but you guys just don't get it do yea.As i right this post the "movements" inside(or a little above) my ass continue to become quicker and quicker.

O fuck...now i am standing up...can't even "shit" i a mean sit now.

Newayz moving on i was selected for the intersection debate competition with the topic being "women on top being victimized" on Friday.Don't know what gonna happen since it'll be my first debate but i think i 'll be cool since i got my bro on my side whose like de ultimate debater out there ,whom i know.

Also just found i am the new Admin (along with some other few duds....whom i don't care nor care about).

And then came along a 1/25 in chem 3/25 in maths and 5/25 in physics in my coaching classes(Brilliant) and to tell you he truth i didn't even expect this much but chalo something better than nothing.

:Sigh: Maybe I'll go shit now relieve the pressure maybe read
Hulk (vs Wolverine)
Double Sized Issue No. 10
another 10 times while shitting.

But even Hulk doesn't beat my all time favourite book which i read while relieving myself of all "solid poison":Reader's Digest(O what a fun it is....solving puzles reading jokes et all)

Until next time
Wait for my next "Kiketh Asseth" Post

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