Random rants on a huge variety of (mostly) interesting topics.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Funny... 2 (no pun intended)

Well guys i just found out that rapidshare is "the world's boiggest 1-click webhoster".
it is damn good for sharin files.
And also while i was playing AOE2 i accidentaly went into this taunts thing and some of them are really funny....do download
link:http://rapidshare.de/files/18885786/Funny.zip.html
Well just remeber when the page opens scroll down and there will be this free button(i sound so cheap) that will take u to the next page...and den dere will be dis weird countdown so let dat happen..ok:)..and den download.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Funny...

It company full names...just dont miss it...**NIIT:Not interested in IT*WIPRO:Weak input,Poor &Rubbish Output*HCL :Hidden Costs &Losses*TCS:Totally Confusing Solutions*INFOSYS:Inferior Offline Systems*HUGHES:Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping*BAAN:Beggers Association and Nerds*IBM:Implicitly Boring Machines*SATYAM:Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly*PARAM:Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors*C-DOT:Coffee During Office Timings*AT&T:All Troubles & Terribles*CMC:Coffee,Meals and Compfort

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

CHECK IT OUT

hehe, ya just came down to tell ya that i have made my own blog. k so just check it out

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Learn Chinese in 2 minutes!

So I was reading a really old Dips-Diary, and look what I found:

Learn Chinese in a few minutes........Read them out loud

Water with no ice!
> Wata we no eye

That's not right.
> Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive?
> Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP.
> Kum Hia Nao.

Small Horse.
> Tai Ni Po ni.

Did you go to the beach?
> Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table
> Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift
> Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here.
> Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet.
> Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow-away zone.
> No Pah King

You aren't very bright.
> Yu So Dum

I got this for free
> Ai No Pei

Please stay a while longer
> Wai Go Nao?

They have arrived
> Hia Dei Kum

Our meeting was scheduled for next week.
> Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Stay out of sight.
> Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile.
> Wa Shing Ka

Haha!
More to follow,
-- Sahil

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Weird News

Government in Action
During President Bush's recent trip to India, 17 Secret Service Labradors and German shepherds accompanying him (each with its own police "rank," such as "lieutenant") were housed in five-star hotels in Delhi, according to local press stories (but Delhi police dogs, assisting in the same missions, went home to kennels). Faring less well was one of the three teams of search-and-rescue dogs assigned to find Hurricane Katrina victims, which had to be sent home in March because of a hotel-booking snafu, for which FEMA and Louisiana officials blamed each other. [BBC News, 3-2-06] [CNN, 3-9-06]
Can't Possibly Be True
Victoria Lundy, 41, in custody in Chillicothe, Ohio, in January for a barroom shooting, apparently smuggled her gun into the jail at the time of her arrest by putting it inside her vagina. A shot was fired in a holding cell, and according to a fellow prisoner interviewed by the Chillicothe Gazette, the gun had gone off when Lundy sat down on a bench in the cell. (No one was hit.) [Chillicothe Gazette, 2-1-06]

Arrested in February in Town Creek, Ala., on drug-related charges: University of North Alabama basketball player Reprobatus Bibbs ("reprobate," in the dictionary, is "morally depraved" or "beyond hope of salvation"). And sought in a February shooting death in New Orleans: 20-year-old Ivory Harris, whose nickname is "Be Stupid." [Florence Times Daily, 2-18-06] [Times-Picayune, 3-9-06


A February BBC News story, citing a local newspaper in Upper Nile state in Sudan, reported that village elders had required a Mr. Tombe, as punishment for having been caught having sex with a female goat, to pay a dowry to the goat's owner and to care for the nanny as if they were "married." (The story ran worldwide, with Australia's News Limited's Web site reporting it with a file photo of a goat, adorned with a black bar across its eyes, to protect its privacy.) [BBC News, 2-24-06]


sory.... guys long time no...i see divya is bak...nd me postin after lot of time

-TiTan X