Learn Chinese in 2 minutes!

So I was reading a really old Dips-Diary, and look what I found:

Learn Chinese in a few minutes........Read them out loud

Water with no ice!
> Wata we no eye

That's not right.
> Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive?
> Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP.
> Kum Hia Nao.

Small Horse.
> Tai Ni Po ni.

Did you go to the beach?
> Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table
> Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift
> Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here.
> Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet.
> Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow-away zone.
> No Pah King

You aren't very bright.
> Yu So Dum

I got this for free
> Ai No Pei

Please stay a while longer
> Wai Go Nao?

They have arrived
> Hia Dei Kum

Our meeting was scheduled for next week.
> Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Stay out of sight.
> Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile.
> Wa Shing Ka

Haha!
More to follow,
-- Sahil