Me VERYVERYVERY Happy!!!!

Yellow people...
In a rush of events many things have happened at once....
I have now officially won 3 gaming competitions in a row proving that i am The Better Gamer.... and in my line no gamer can beat the fuck out of me so be warned before you come to challenge me....
(i have only one thing to say anywhere anytime any game..i'll fuck the shit out of yea)

Then i have been doing an art . like karate-sort-of-art, called parkour
you might remember akshay kumar in that thumbs ad jumping round well it is sort of that.....
so i was in touch with the only group here in delhi "Team Mutants"..
i have officially and rightfully come in the "spolight" literally.
VISIT: http:\\www.parkourindia.tk

i knew you guys wouldnt go so i am pasting this pic...lazy asses
(btw: 56% is of transformers incase you wanted to know)


Ok so letme tell you guys about TiTan X
That is the alias i use in my competitions and now (eventually) people have come to fear this name...(whenever they see this name they go like "o shit there comes titan x run for your lives" but it's too late and i rip their guts out)

also i had my debate which was ok for a first timer. What had happened was that i had got stuck up at a place...the paper was right there in front of me..so i thought for a while then i decided o what the hell you can read some... then i read that line...uske bad sab kuch yaad aagaya and it was over. It was over with a bitter taste until the next day Anuradha Dang her self came to me and said and i quote,"You were really good,Digvijay"
Forget the fact that she said i was good she actually memorizeed my name..
So basically TiTan X has done it again.


So this was a series of fortunate events which i would'nt mind experiencing all over
So this is your bittorrent user signing off....
TiTan X, the name they all came to fear.

First things first

We obviously need a new template and a new shoutbox.
I'm not very good at it but I'll look for templates.

Yea Man,Shit Happens

It's a cool title for a post but it fails to explains the "pressure" i am in. (O spare me god.....)you guys must be thinking what "shit" i am talking about but you guys just don't get it do yea.As i right this post the "movements" inside(or a little above) my ass continue to become quicker and quicker.

O fuck...now i am standing up...can't even "shit" i a mean sit now.

Newayz moving on i was selected for the intersection debate competition with the topic being "women on top being victimized" on Friday.Don't know what gonna happen since it'll be my first debate but i think i 'll be cool since i got my bro on my side whose like de ultimate debater out there ,whom i know.

Also just found i am the new Admin (along with some other few duds....whom i don't care nor care about).

And then came along a 1/25 in chem 3/25 in maths and 5/25 in physics in my coaching classes(Brilliant) and to tell you he truth i didn't even expect this much but chalo something better than nothing.

:Sigh: Maybe I'll go shit now relieve the pressure maybe read
Hulk (vs Wolverine)
Double Sized Issue No. 10
another 10 times while shitting.

But even Hulk doesn't beat my all time favourite book which i read while relieving myself of all "solid poison":Reader's Digest(O what a fun it is....solving puzles reading jokes et all)

Until next time
Wait for my next "Kiketh Asseth" Post

Oooh, look! We got new admins!

And that would be EVERYONE who is a member of this blog :D

In the lives of me, me & (wait a sec.....) me

Say it with me: Legendary.....L-E-G- wait a sec -NDARY.....are the games which are going to be hitting Juhu beach the day after tommoro : Alan wake and Crysis. Both of them are going to be great games and you will like them cause i say so.
Even a new stratedgy game is going to be driving round my house is Supreme Commander which is going to be Kicketh asseth game.
On a second note they are also important for intraschool quiz:HardOC in which Karky will also be participating- damn you karky^TM (conditions apply).
I bet you will be preparing for it even though you maybe silent about it.



Also i just saw The Simpsons....."DA DA DA DA DA DA DA". It is a hilarious movie and i am having trouble typing cuz of the pain in my ribs.
AND finally there is WCG 2007.............
I know most of you guys didnt get it....dumb asses.




It's World Cyber Games and registrations are now open.I would have participated if it was being held in my house but since it's managers thought that they would need more than a single computer they decided to change the venue.(dont know what they were thinking).


AND AND

o yea one more thing the games of prices ...o i mean the prices of (PC)games*("*" is referred at the bottom crap inside ass rotten dung cow fuck now you man girl)

have been cut down drastically bringing them more in the afforders bracket .So Now i officially in front of you guys take an OATH NEVER TO BUY PIRATED GAMES AGAIN.(echo:AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN)

PS:*THIS SENTENCE WILL BE MORE MEANINGFUL WHEN YOU SEE THE FOLLOWING VIDEO( FROM SOUTH PARK)

SORRY SINCE I COULDNT FIND IT I WILL TRY TO PUT IT THE NEXT TIME

Mirchi

Mohabbat hai mirchi, mohabbat hai mirchi sanammmmmmmmm
mirchi hai mirchi mirchi hai mirchi
something somehtinggg sanammmmmmmmmmmmm

somehtuing somehting kar lo
somehyting somehting vo kar lo
duniya mein somehting somehtingggggg

mohabbat hai mirch,mohabbat hai mirchi sanammmmmmmmm
mirchi hai mirchi mirchi hai mirchi
somehtingg somehting sanam

eNJoY

OKay so i found i number of really funny pics (weirdly from myspace ka some site).............

There loads and loads of em so you may just go to this site ka link....
Get Funny MySpace Comments

Here are a few videos to keep people busy!!

Well when we say we saw breakdances et all we fail to see that there was mainly normal dance but also some breakdance moves were added. Now this video shows 100% true breakdance


Well ever thought of "how to land a helicopter?"....well this is one way you are not supposed to...


PS:Now me being a really big comic fan and all i dunno know how many people might be interested but Superman Vs. Doomday DVD is out to be this september....can't wait...
(http://www.warnervideo.com/supermandoomsdaydvd/)

Wife From Hell

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Only when he's been drinking."

You should be ashame of yourselves!!!!!

Hey you mean people sahil arjun and karky. You guys have firstly undressed this blog clothing by clothing ...then you people have castrated it and then left it for millions of people to see.....and unfortunately i was a part of this unholy doing. But gone are those days where blogs used to be left un-dead and now me is back. And also my blog is gone ...From now i will keep it where it belongs in my memories(<=Dialogue from Final Fantasy 7). And this web log is the proud owner of all my posts-to-come.

PS:This post will be followed by a number of posts every other day....so keep visiting